What Time is it Again?

reimaginethestars:

Disney, please tell me this is some kind of cruel sick joke.

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fuckingrecipes:

thelilnan:

1 medium heart, rinsed and cut into cubes
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 large onion, peeled and sliced
1 cup water
2 teaspoons salt
1 tablespoon minced garlic

 

1. Flop the heart bits around in flour until evenly coated.
2. Heat the oil in a covered pan on medium heat. 
3. Fry the pieces of heart until browned. Upon placing the meat into the pan, it should sizzle slightly. If it does not, the oil is not hot enough.
4. Stir in onions and water. Season with salt minced garlic.
5. Cover, reduce heat to low, and allow it to sit for 2 to 3 hours, or until the meat is very tender. Serve over noodles or mashed potatoes.

The ‘Heart’ can be any medium-to-large mammal. I prefer Beef or venison, but to each their own. 

Stay classy, you beautiful motherfucker. 

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lipstickndynamite:

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

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greeleys:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

TAHT DUCK HAS GROWN SO FUCKING QUICKLY.

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Continuity for the win

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funny-pictures-uk:

I have no idea what I’m doing.

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